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Old 09-23-2005, 10:52 AM   #40 (permalink)
SirLance
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
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