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Old 09-27-2005, 09:18 AM   #64 (permalink)
Poppinjay
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Originally Posted by kramus
I have never had it any other way. Now that I'm getting a divorce I will have to discover the wonderful world of rubbers - yech. And I never got fixed so I fire live bullets as well. Double damn. Well, when the subject comes up in a future private moment I just hope for a cheery guide in the ways of modern sexual practice to help me with selection, putting the damn thing on, what to do with it when done, all that weird stuff.

yech again
Ahhh, the most awkward moment nudity provides; stopping the loving to put a glove on the nubbins.

Don't rely on the cheery guide for selection. Try out yourself before hand. I'll tell you that buying the less expensive store brand means less sensation. Get some, try one on, leave a bit extra at the tip to prevent breakage, and squeeze the weasel.
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