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Old 05-22-2003, 06:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Nostradamus predicts...

So I was looking at a Nostradmus web site and reading through Century X and found these amusing little things.

Look here and try to find your own blobs of significance. Fun for the whole family.

Nostradamus predicts Brittney Spears' anti-war stance:

Century X - 026
For a long time will Brittany hold with France.

Nostradamus predicts a rock concert

Century X - 041
On the boundary of Caussade and Caylus,
Not at all far from the bottom of the valley:
Music from Villefranche to the sound of lutes,
Encompassed by cymbals and great stringing.

Nostradamus predicts Princess Di

Century X - 055
The unfortunate nuptials will be celebrated
In great joy but the end unhappy:
Husband and mother will slight the daughter-in-law,
The Apollo dead and the daughter-in-law more pitiful.

Nostradamus predicts The Daily Show? Jerry Seinfeld?

Century X - 073
The present time together with the past
Will be judged by the great Jovialist:
The world too late will be tired of him,

Nostradamus predicts the road construction on I-43?
(although this could work for any road construction anywhere)

Century X - 080
The old roads will all be improved,

Nostradamus predicts a Rolling Stones concert at Altamont

Century X - 082
Cries, weeping, tears will come with knives,
Seeming to flee, they will deleiver a final attack,
Parks around to set up high platforms,
The living pushed back and murdered instantly.

Nostradamus predicts Monica Lewinsky and the surrounding media circus.

Century X - 098
For the merry maid the bright splendor
Will shine no longer, for long will she be without salt:
With merchants, bullies, wolves odious,
All confusion universal monster.
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