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BigBen · 11-08-2005, 08:59 AM

PoppinJay just patented the 102nd way to skin a cat.

PETA is irate over his research methodology, citing his publication that included a double-blind randomized control trial of the new method and the 101 other ones. Kitten vs. Adult cats were again trialed. Feral vs. Domestic; the sickening list goes on and on...

Hundreds of thousands of precious felines lost their lives in the name of science. When confronted, PoppinJay replied: "My pappy always told me that 101 ways was it. That was the limit. He's sittin' up thar in Heav'n smilin' down on me right now."

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	PoppinJay just patented the 102nd way to skin a cat. PETA is irate over his research methodology, citing his publication that included a double-blind randomized control trial of the new method and the 101 other ones. Kitten vs. Adult cats were again trialed. Feral vs. Domestic; the sickening list goes on and on... Hundreds of thousands of precious felines lost their lives in the name of science. When confronted, PoppinJay replied: "My pappy always told me that 101 ways was it. That was the limit. He's sittin' up thar in Heav'n smilin' down on me right now." __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.