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Two friends
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying
flowers. She sighs and says: "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says," You don't like getting
flowers? "The redhead says: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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