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Flee, demon! Flee! Hie thee hence from this place with ludicrous speed, and yet will your evil follow you. Yeah, I say unto thee, rlynnm put a live toad in my wingtips and a dead pigeon in my suit pocket the night before I had a big meeting. Let me tell you, I don't care how sharp you look, if you smell like a dead pigeon and sqish when you step, you will impress no one. That's beyond evil! That's just plain not nice.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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