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"Hey dad, ever since I was 13 creepy old men have been giving me money and presents to masturbate on the internet."
"That's great son, let's go to mexico and have you fuck prostitutes so you can support your father too"
"you're the best dad EVER!"
"I know son, I know."
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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim
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