noodle

Jacksonville is not nice. Forget it was on the list. I can barely afford my place now. No central anything and it floods like crazy. But it's my little rented space on the river in one of the few neighborhoods that haven't been taken over by the insane desire to rip out and burn every single tree and pour concrete slabs and slap cookie-cutter homes on it. Yes, we are the sterotype. Um... we've got guns, hurricanes, muddin' and old people driving around that shouldn't have a license as they can barely see over the steering wheel. Sunshine is overrated, the beaches are cold this time of year, and the roaches are bigger than your pets. You don't want to move here, I promise. Let us be. Shoo... g'way.

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