Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

On Sunday I found myself thinking the following in a ten-second time span while driving my mom's FWD car:

Hmm, I don't seem to be stopping ...

I could've sworn this car had ABS ...

Crap, I should've braked 30 feet back where there wasn't any ice ...

Hey, maybe that snow bank will stop me ... (10mph)

Hmm, maybe it'll slow me down enough that I can slide to a stop ...

Fuck, how the hell am I suppposed to steer around a fence ...

Crap, there's a fence under me and the guy who owns the house is giving me a funny look ...