Since my first name is Jeff, a lot of results came up. These were on page one.
Jeff is a fucking genius. He should get a fucking Oscar (I agree)
JEFF IS A FUCKING PUSSY HE EATS HIS OWN SHIT AND LICKS HIS OWN DICK: PLEASE BOYCOT(sic) JEFF (Obviously, I don't agree. and, eewwwwww!)
Jeff is a fucking DICK.
-Much love. Sam- (Much love???)
Jeff is a fucking genius when it comes to writing music. (I wish, but thanks)
Jeff is a fucking visionary. (Stop, you're making me blush)
Jeff is a fucking drama queen. He's way too sensitive and way too hard on himself. (Bitch! Oh no you didn't)
Jeffis a fucking awesome guitarist. (Actually, I'm a drummer)
Jeff is a Fucking numbskull who thinks Halliburton's corruption is okay
because his kid got To see The new Star wars movie for free. (Them's fightin words. And where's my Star Wars tickets?)