Bill O'Rights

Wow...the last cruise I was on had this cute as a button little Cruise Director, named Julie, that was always cracking wise with some addle brained Assistant Pursur, who had aspirations of becoming a Senator for the state of Iowa. Then there was this ladies man ship's doctor that was always competing with a black bartender with a huge 'fro.
oh...wait...that was TV.
I need a life.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

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