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I was taking care of the kids while my wife slept in. When she appeared in the kitchen, I was surprised. I didn't hear her get up. Completely innocent, without any malice of forethought, I said, "Hey, you're up! Did you take a shower?"
"What," she yawned at me, "Can't you tell by my freshly-styled hair?"
She ran her fingers through her rather short 'do. Oblivious to the danger, I stumbled on.
"No. With your new haircut, I can never tell if you styled it or if . . . you . . . um. . . didn't. oh crap!"
Ya. She showered. She styled it.
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