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A few days ago, I was having sex with this girl for the first time. Anyhow, I am going at it and after a while she says to stop, she's getting raw down there. I said fine, no problem and she thought I was disappointed that we had to stop. (I wasn't really, I didn't care one way or the other and she was able to cum, so I did my job)
She said "don't be mad" and I said "don't worry about it, old lefty feels better anyhow". 2 seconds passed and in my head I went "Fuuuuuck, what a stupid thing to say." She was pissed and hasn't returned my calls since. Kinda funny.
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