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my roommate in the dorms was a bit on the uncool side. he took off with some people to get drunk for the first time, and i stayed in my room to study.
a couple hours later, a very inebriated Tim comes stumbling in with a chick. *Holy SHIT!* thinks I, *Tim's gunna score!*
Then she spoke:
"Tim just tried to run in front of a bus. Make sure he doesn't leave the room."
I always miss the coolest stuff.
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