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So What Does A Scotsman Really Wear Under His Kilt?
There's always the famous: "How can you tell if he's a true Scot? He has dandruff on his shoes."
But here's the definitive answer:
Female American Tourist at Edinburgh Castle: "Please tell me if anything is worn under your kilt."
Scots Guard: "No, madam. Everything is in purrfect working order."
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