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Curious female wonders: How did I manage to score 4 free drinks at that bar on the lake?
Could it have been:
A) the impressive act of parking a large boat in a tiny corner spot at the pier (a job deserving of the standing ovation I received from onlookers)
B) the fact that my second drink purchaser had just graduated from the college I attend
C) the fact that my third drink purchaser attends the college my sister attends
D) a belated birthday gift (my 21st birthday was a couple weeks prior)
E) the site of my huge boobs in a black string bikini with half of a $20 bill sticking out
Answer: let's be honest... most likely E. Why do you think I put on the bikini? What I'm curious about is who will purchase my next drink?
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