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My friend S. likes to make a lot of sarcastic jokes. He also started making a list of things he can't joke about around me, because my personal experiences with those issues now creep him out. So far, the list includes:
-adultery
(S.:"How's your married boyfriend?")
-stalking
(S.:"Watch out, I think he's stalking you." Me:"Again? Another one?")
-mental illness
(S.:"I think he's schizophrenic" Me:"I don't think so, my ex is schizophrenic, and he acted a lot differently")
-drugs
(Me: "no, cocaine doesn't actually do that to people.")
-nudity
(don't ask. Alcohol makes my clothes fall off.)
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