Originally Posted by Gilda

Just to be clear, I realize that it wasn't all the guys fault, that the the spills were a team thing for the most part. The title and tone of the OP were meant as a parody of reading ulterior motives into innocent coincidences, in this case, because I'm a feminist, from a radical feminist perspective. I mostly just wanted to comment on how many spills there were in ice dancing, and wanted a more interesting way of doing that than just saying, "A lot of girls took spills last night." I apparently don't do parody well.

Mal: I loved Torvil and Dean! I remember being mesmerized by their grace and elegance as a little girl. If I were athletic, other than the running thing, which doesn't really count, I'd want to be an ice dancer.

Gilda