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So there we were. Driving around asking random people at stop lights if they wanted to hear a joke.
After asking a few people, we pulled up to a man riding a bicycle.
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?" we asked.
"What?" he replied.
"I don't have a Porsche in my garage."
Without batting an eye, the man replied, "What's the best part about fucking a pre-teen girl in the shower?"
"What?" we inquired.
"If you pull her hair back she looks a boy."
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