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My wife won't let me make love with the lights on....
She keeps closing the car door!
Reminds me of the first time I had sex...
Man, I was scared
I was all alone!
Which also reminds me of the time I met a genie...
He gave me one wish
I said I wanted my dick long enough to touch the floor
He made both my legs disappear!
(thanx Rodney RIP)
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