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Old 04-05-2006, 12:23 AM   #20 (permalink)
analog
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Originally Posted by Halx
Please let us know how it all works out.
Reminded me of the movie "Top Secret!"

Quote:
*on the phone*

"...please notify me immediately, if there is any change in his condition."

*Hangs up the phone and turns...*

"He's dead."
Also, and I may have to get a picture of this when it's done for you all to believe me...

...but across the street from the neighborhood I'm in, just a hundred feet further down, is a funeral home that's a crematorium.

Again, i'm not making this up, but someone has decided to build a "Sonny's Barbecue" directly next to it.

It's set to open in a month or two, i think... the jokes will be awful and wonderful all at once.

Last edited by analog; 04-05-2006 at 12:27 AM..
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