Thread: Hold On
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hold On

A guy goes to the dentist to have a cavity filled. The dentist prepares to give him a shot of novacaine and the guy flips out saying that he is deathly afraid of needles. The dentist sort of sighs as he reaches for the gas mask. The guy then asks what the mask is for. the dentist says it is laughing gas to help take the edge off of the drilling. The man then notifies the dentist that he is highly allergic to gas. The dentist sighs again and walks out of the room. He returns with a pill in his hand. The man asks him what the kind of pill it is. The dentist replies "it's viagra". The man asks "why viagra"? The dentist replies, "well if you don't want the novacaine and you're allergic to the gas, you are sure as hell going to need something to hold on to!"
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