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BigBen · 05-04-2006, 10:39 AM

Talking Dirty Script, by BigBen:

For the purposes of this document, I will refer to the consenting adults as 1 and 2, so as not to limit the event with gender bias. Please remember, this is a template only, and needs to be completed with the personal info before talking commences:

1: Ooooh, baby, your _______ is what I have been dreaming about all day.
2: You want my _________? I'll give it to you if you want it real bad.

1: I just need your _________ inside me. My _________ is so ________; I can't take it any more! Just __________me over the _________ and _________ me already!

2: Alright, just hold on. My ____________ isn't ___________ yet. Why don't you _________ while we wait for my ____________ to get going?

1: We always ___________. I am tired of doing ___________ all the time. Maybe you could __________ on my ______________.

2: What? Where did you hear about that? That is just ____________. You really are a _________, you know that? All I want once in a while is a nice hard __________, and you keep harping all the time about _________ and __________.

1: That is it. I've had it. I am phoning __________. At least ________ will know how to __________ me.

2: Oh, you just had to bring up ___________ again, huh? Well you know what? I hope you __________ ___________ in the _____________ until you both __________ with the goddamned news cameras filming the whole thing.

05-04-2006, 10:39 AM	#18 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Talking Dirty Script, by BigBen: For the purposes of this document, I will refer to the consenting adults as 1 and 2, so as not to limit the event with gender bias. Please remember, this is a template only, and needs to be completed with the personal info before talking commences: 1: Ooooh, baby, your _______ is what I have been dreaming about all day. 2: You want my _________? I'll give it to you if you want it real bad. 1: I just need your _________ inside me. My _________ is so ________; I can't take it any more! Just __________me over the _________ and _________ me already! 2: Alright, just hold on. My ____________ isn't ___________ yet. Why don't you _________ while we wait for my ____________ to get going? 1: We always ___________. I am tired of doing ___________ all the time. Maybe you could __________ on my ______________. 2: What? Where did you hear about that? That is just ____________. You really are a _________, you know that? All I want once in a while is a nice hard __________, and you keep harping all the time about _________ and __________. 1: That is it. I've had it. I am phoning __________. At least ________ will know how to __________ me. 2: Oh, you just had to bring up ___________ again, huh? Well you know what? I hope you __________ ___________ in the _____________ until you both __________ with the goddamned news cameras filming the whole thing. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.