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Amendment LXXXVII: The right of the people to be secure in their choice of spicy chicken sandwiches at establishments that serve only cow sandwiches.
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Supreme Court ruling of 04/01/2007: Be it known, that failure to provide said spicy chicken sandwiches in facilities dealing solely in dead cow are subject to the "pursuit of happiness" ruling of December, 2000, aka Bush v. Gore.