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Old 06-20-2006, 12:25 PM   #212 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
I could use that Burgerwagon in my backyard as my defacto sancto sanctorum. Soon my house will be infested with children and I will need a place to get away to if but for a moment.

My newest burgerlet is due in less than two weeks!

She will be birthed in the traditional familial way of bursting through Mrs. GH's chest and crawling into the ventilation shafts. After patching up the mothership we shall break out the motion detectors and improvised flame-throwers and hunt her down.

We'll move in pairs. We'll go step by step and cut off every bulkhead and every vent until we have her cornered.

It will be soon.
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