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Originally Posted by lindalove
I think that would be the quickest way to ever lose a guy if he somehow found out.
I mean imagine if you were about to get frisky:
"Hang on, let me take this out"
"... W... What in the name of God is that?!"
"What, that? Oh that's nothing, it's just an anti-rape device"
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lol, the date i had last night would have been waring one if they were on the open market, she's a sweet woman, but doesn't trust anyone, i do come off a bit 'difrent' to most people, but i've lived with the womans cousin for 2 years and i got a glowing review from her, still even with that review, i could not make her dinner at my place, i had to take her out. long story short, she is moving in a few days so we just had a nice dinner and that was that.
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guy's feeling around...
"oh wait hun i need to take out my..."
"Oh god my Hand WTF IS THAT, OH GOD YOU HAVE BARBS IN THERE? WHAT KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU? "
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"next on jerry springer, 'my date was an alien.' "
