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I'd grab a male friend, one female friend picked by each of us, and we'd take a crate of assorted guns, a crate of assorted ammo, and a crate of condoms. We could do the Gilligan's island thing for a while, and once we run out of either ammo or condoms, we would break the crates down and use the wood for rafts and paddles. I can make flares from shotgun shells, so we would be able to signal passing boats or planes. Alternately, we could make a pirate raft and commandeer a small fishing boat, which we could use as a means to commandeer a larger boat, which we could use to get ourselves to a pirate-friendly nation that wouldn't prosecute us or turn us over to international authorities.
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