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Never touch a "real" Coyboy's Hat.
Call your mom a week before mother's day, then again on mother's day, it will make it seem less contrived.
Don't underestimate anyone, don't overestimate yourself.
Don't autibly fart in public, or in front of someone you want to ever have sex with unless you have already been having sex with them for longer than 6 months.
don't bite your nails
If you are a man, never hug a guy from behind, or let yourself be so hugged.
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.
~Halx
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