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Old 07-19-2006, 12:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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8 yr old humor: dinosaur jokes

stumbled across these somewhere on the crazy info web.
i remember thinking this type of joke was hilarious...
when i was 8.
so please, share these with an 8 yr old in your life.

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
A: Long distance!

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!
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