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Interesting.... Remini opens with "She is a beaming baby."
not "She is beaming". Or, "She is beautiful.", no. "She is a beaming baby."
In case maybe we wondered if she was perhaps a beaming screech owl. Or a beaming soldering iron.
"Beaming" is a strange choice of words too. Beaming? What does that mean? How can a newborn POSSIBLY be beaminig? She can't focus her eyes more than ten inches from her face! And she won't have facial expressions for months. How could she be "beaming"?
I think the real intent of Ms. Remini's statement becomes clear if you drop the clearly nonsensical word "beaming". What Ms. Remini wanted us to know was plain and simple: "She's a baby."
Like, really, guys. She is. A baby. Totally a baby. I held 'er, no question about that--she's a baby. Yessiree. Baby. Baby baby baby. Don't doubt on that for a moment longer! Banish non-baby thoughts from your mind this instant, because I, Leah Remini, can personally assure you: BABY.
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