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Originally Posted by mixedmedia
The Letter O 
Oh my god, I love that. I am definitely checking that out. And I am closet SS music fan, anywho. |
If you wanna PM me your email, I'll send it to you. I'm working on a burly set to that with a trenchcoat, a fedora, sexy lingerie underneath. Very simple (and short--the song is only about 2 minutes long!).
"Would you like to buy an O?
Round and neat.
A nearly perfect circle,
Tidy and complete.
You can sing a pretty song with it like so-oo:
O! O! O!
(isn't that catchy)
Would you like to buy an O?
circular and sweet?
O looks just like a donut,
really good enough to eat
It'll cost ya just a nickel
(A nickel?!?!?)
Shhhhhh! Riiiiight.
So buy the o and take it home tonight.
(spoken)
Now, listen. When you buy this "O," you get two sounds for the price of one.
You get one sound that you can use for words like "olive," "ostrich," and "ox."
And for no extra money, you get another sound for like "ocean," "over," "old," and "opening."
So would you like to buy an O?
I'm opening the door.
It's not often that I offer,
really, could you ask for more?
It'll cost you just a nickel
(a nickel?!?!)
shhh! Riiiight.
So buy the o, and take it home tonight,
don't ask any questions,
just buy the o and take it home tonight,
you'll really love it,
just buy the o and take it home tonight."
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Originally Posted by mixedmedia
Have you ever heard of April Stevens? She has a song called Teach Me, Tiger...probably recorded sometime in the 1950's or early '60s...oh man, it would make a GREAT burlesque song.
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I'll certainly look that up!
