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Whenever this happens to me I look down at my own boobs then right back up into their eyes with a what? expression on my face before cracking a smile. Nips it in the bud everytime. They know that you know and it takes all the fun out of looking while at the same time putting them at ease by showing you have a sense of humor about it. I've shared this technique with several different women and it always works.

As for the bra thing, ehhhh, she's only a 34B. If it were my wedding I wouldn't make a big fuss about it. If it is a situation for the bride though, I'd suggest using the Nippies thingies and lettin' it ride.

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