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Old 01-19-2007, 01:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Originally Posted by clavus
Left to his own devices, one of my kids turned a simple dehydrated pea into an Emergency Room visit. And that was my sensible son.

Without my facist intervention, my Barbarian Child wouldn't have lasted past two.

Actual words that have come out of my mouth - -
* No. Stop making it rain forks.
* Stop trying to put your tongue into the electrical outlet.
* I'm sorry if it makes you sad, but the Xacto knife is not for you.
* Do not play in the street.
Isn't genetics wonderful?

Show this post to your dad...see if he signs off on it. Bet he does.

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Originally Posted by Carno
You are a facist! I used to play in the street all the time.
Well...yeah...but, does it count when your parents make you play in the street?
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