I only want two things done at mine, and that's have two songs played. The first is A Tout a Le Monde by Megadeth, or at least just these words (with the translation):
À tout le monde [To all the world]
À tout mes amis [To all my friends]
Je vous aime [I love you]
Je dois partir [I have to leave]
Followed by Monty Python's Always look on the Bright Side of Life. And dammit, I expect people to whistle!
