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retirement planning
Retirement Planning...
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth 49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Drink tonight, for tomorrow's profit.
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