Push-Pull

OK, amongst other issues, I have stinky feet. Like "OMG, Puh-lease go wash up before dinner" type of stinky feet. Feet so stinky, that even after washing up with soap they STILL stink, and now the soap smells like stinky feet.

Thinking about getting some Gold Bond powder and putting them in my work boots and on my feet every morning. Does this work, or have any of you found a better solution?

Please help me soon, I don't know how much longer my wife can keep that clothespin on her nose.

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