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Old 06-06-2007, 02:14 AM   #19 (permalink)
Martian
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At first I thought this thread might've been about being a natural redhead.

So, as has been said. You cannot die from sex starvation and sex for the sake of sex... well, I guess if that's your thing then go for it, but me I didn't really think much of it. I mean, if it's just the physical release you want use your right hand. I give myself better orgasms than any girl ever has anyway.

If it makes you feel any better, I've gotten laid twice in the last year. Once was with a hot bisexual chick, so that might count for more somehow, but two all the same. And she really was batshit crazy.
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