Originally Posted by Crompsin

2: Bananas. Yes, 'nanners. Why are they hell are they suddenly so huge? They've gotten bigger in the last few years. I mean, when I was a kid... bananas were of normal the-perfect-fruit length and girth, with a darker yellow color. They actually went bad after a while, non-nuke'd. Today's bananas are quite monstrous in volume and a brighter, unnatural yellow. Eating one of these things is harder than trying to write a Middle East peace proposal on a diner napkin with a crayon! Heh, I'm starting to feel inadequate here. They used to be a measuring instrument of manliness... at least in my little world. It used to be an even comparison, always something to be sure of... but now? I really can't compete with these Nann-Zillas anymore. If women have the similar weird connotations with bananas and potassium-infused satisfaction... god, I'll just never be the same. I suppose between giant bananas and my ever-shrinking body mass, I shouldn't be surprised. I've lost five pounds for no real reason since (month) when I finally got loose from the U.S. Ahh-me. It seems I'm disappearing slowly despite weight lifting and karate and lotsa peanut butter in my diet. Potential next article? The unbalancing combination of college girls and cucumbers.