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I'll have you know I'm an expert at single-handed self-pleasing. Totally comes from being in the desert and not seeing a woman for what amounts to a jillion years.
Ya know... maybe I'm beating off wrong or something, but I just don't have the desire to sock away little porn acorns to hit up like a hungry squirrel later.
I travel light.
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I need to come up with a main idea or something, I know... but this whole concept of "Porn Cache" is confusing the hell out of me... as a single guy.
I mean... should I have one? What? Damn, I better get started.
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