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I was applying at this Italian restaurant...
Guy: "Are you Italian?"
Me: "Yes. Half Italian, Half Irish"
G: "Did you grow up Italian?"
M: "Yes."
G: " So you know about Italian food?"
M: "Yes. I grew up cooking with my family. In my family we learn to cook at a young age."
G: "What can you make?"
M: "What do you mean?"
G: "What type of Italian food can you make?"
M: "Pretty much anything. I make my own pasta and sauce."
G: "So just spaghetti? So, you're not a real Italian?"
M: "Well, thanks for your time. I'm gonna be leaving now."
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