Daniel_

Is it because you have a face like a spanked arse?

I went through exactly the same when I was unexpectedly single, and one day realised it's all about presentation.

If you can pretend you're a fine looking fellow, before you know it people treat you like one, and then you realise you're not pretending any more.

It's not easy, but it pays off.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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