Originally Posted by phamtc

The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For example, take a simple phrase like, "Secure the building."
- The Army will put guards around the place.
- The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
- The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a command post.
- The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy.