Bill O'Rights

I suppose that anything could be spun to bring light to anything...if you reach far enough.

Last Friday, Mrs O'Rights asked me stop off, on my way home from work, and pick up some Oreos. Oreos are cookies. So are chocolate chip. I really like chocolate chip cookies. I picked up chocolate chip cookies. Chocolate chip cookies were not suitable for the desert recipe that she had planned on making. She...ummm...fussed. I had to go back out, in my Ford Explorer mind you, and pick up a pack of Oreos. Did those Oreo cookies contribute directly, or indirectly to global warming?

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