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Old 07-31-2008, 10:34 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I don't think I've actually measured how far I could shoot it since I was in Middle School or so. Usually if I'm with a girl, I come inside her (or at least inside the condom): pulling out always seemed like too much hassle. The only times I don't are when I've been tit-fucking a girl, and given her a pearl necklace at the end. But you don't really get distance in that situation.... And if I'm on my own, I usually shoot into a tissue, since I'm too lazy to want to go jizz-hunting during the clean-up afterward....

I do recall being able to get some fair distance, now that I think about it; and I've always been very plentiful, volume-wise.... I can't think why it would matter....

As for making it an Olympic Sport.... Well, hell, why not? It'd be more interesting than curling, anyway....
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