Not suprisingly, this thread is on pace to have enough zingers and one-liners to merit itself a 'Hall of Fame' nod.
Well, don't mind me then.
Oh, and I'd rather not post in a thread without contributing a bit of something so here, a topical jump:
Sex with vegetables
Select excerpts from the story:
"Since my wife turned veggie I'm lucky to get a shag once a month," complained Arthur Scutbucket (48).
"There should be restrictions on the marketing of vegetables to children through television and other media," added a concerned mother, whose sixteen-year-old daughter, Sharon, recently underwent an uncomfortable surgical procedure to remove two leeks and half a cucumber from her furry front bottom.
"We're not completely naïve, you know," bristled the Minister. "Pre-packaged, fresh, diced vegetables will be unaffected by the ban. As will tinned carrots and pickled cucumbers. Let's see the filthy sluts try to masturbate with those!"