Tully Mars

Yes, yes I am a pirate.
400+ years too late.
Now the cannons don't thunder
There's nothing to plunder
We're all over 40 victims of fate
Arriving too late.

But buy me mate a slog of grog
And a busty lass
With a shiny piece o'eight
Yo Ho Ho, yer up me mate.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club