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Plan9 · 11-30-2008, 04:38 PM

Walter, what did you say about killing women in children when you were a door gunner in 'Nam? "You just don't lead as much!"

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Ya know, ASP and Monadnock should totally use racially-charged police beatings in their collapsing baton ads.

"YOU CAN BEAT A [RACIAL SLUR], BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT THE QUALITY OF OUR PRODUCT!"

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SUPER ULTRA BAD TASTE:

Yeah. YEAH! Hey, I've got it: when I decide to defy the gummint and fight the system and become a true patriot and get AWL WY-ULD 'N KRAY-ZEE... I'm gonna get one of those sporty Baby Bjorn kid-on-chest harnesses to sit above my Multicam Crye Precision blast belt with the FastMag pouches for my stereotypical tricked AR.

Beat that! A rack system that holds 240 rounds of 5.56 AND features an innocent screaming poo factory as torso protection. It weighs a lot less than a pair of stand alone Lvl 4 plates (like the ones I had stolen in A-stan in '06, bastards).

Maybe I should write STRIKE FACE on the kid's forehead. What a hoot.

11-30-2008, 04:38 PM	#18 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Walter, what did you say about killing women in children when you were a door gunner in 'Nam? "You just don't lead as much!" ... Ya know, ASP and Monadnock should totally use racially-charged police beatings in their collapsing baton ads. "YOU CAN BEAT A [RACIAL SLUR], BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT THE QUALITY OF OUR PRODUCT!" ... SUPER ULTRA BAD TASTE: Yeah. YEAH! Hey, I've got it: when I decide to defy the gummint and fight the system and become a true patriot and get AWL WY-ULD 'N KRAY-ZEE... I'm gonna get one of those sporty Baby Bjorn kid-on-chest harnesses to sit above my Multicam Crye Precision blast belt with the FastMag pouches for my stereotypical tricked AR. Beat that! A rack system that holds 240 rounds of 5.56 AND features an innocent screaming poo factory as torso protection. It weighs a lot less than a pair of stand alone Lvl 4 plates (like the ones I had stolen in A-stan in '06, bastards). Maybe I should write STRIKE FACE on the kid's forehead. What a hoot. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-30-2008 at 04:46 PM..