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I used to pretend to be blind a lot. I'd cross streets, making cars wait, and then trip. One time I felt a cashier's face at a grocery store, in order to determine if she was smiling. I'd talk to walls, coat hangers, dogs; just generally really offensive stuff that I found funny at the time. Some of it's on videotape somewhere.
I orchestrated and carried out a plan to put a small pickup truck in a tree, but I'm pretty sure I posted about that already.
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