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Old 03-18-2009, 07:03 PM   #26 (permalink)
JumpinJesus
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Location: Chicago
Wouldn't a more modern and quicker solution to be just to eliminate courts altogether and just issue everyone a firearm? All legal disputes are settled thusly:

"You done stole my grits!"

"No'uns I didn't!"

"Yes'uns you did!"

BANG

Quickest draw determines law.
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