I could live with the "placeholder" graphics, but they do something interesting to the viewing experience. They sort of train you to focus on the merits of the plot and the script and the acting instead of the visuals. They also get you to the heart of the visual, allowing you to analyze if it is necessary or not.
Spoiler: First, Sabretooth's method of attack is fucking stupid. I didn't sign up to see some cat-dude. I want to see a big, hulking monster whose mass makes it plausible to exude that much strength.
Second, since when can Gambit make shit float? WHAT THE FUCK where they thinking? He charges shit with energy so that they explode. That's what he does. He doesn't climb walls. He doesn't create shock waves. He doesn't leap off a roof to interrupt a fight for the sake of glorious action. He doesn't fucking play poker with Daniel Negraneau. Oh, and one more thing he's not... he's not fucking dead after one scene of lame action. This is super hero exploitation.
Third, what the fuck did they do to Deadpool? Deadpool is supposed to be the ugliest motherfucker on the planet, a fucking ninja with his combat skills and he's supposed to have a mask. He is not Ryan fucking Reynolds. He is not fucking Neo, deflecting and cutting bullets in mid-air. More super-hero exploitation.
There's a lot more to complain about. Nothing really had a motive. Nothing really had a personality. I suppose people just do shit because they are compelled to. This movie sucked.
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